Things I've learned since becoming a mom...

1. Pajamas are completely suitable daytime attire.
2. Showering is an under-appreciated luxury
3. Talking about bodily functions (bowel movements, pee, vomit) becomes a daily conversation piece
4. There are three kinds of diaper poop - rabbit turds, bum pyramids and EXPLOSIONS
5. Having the "ABC" song in your head is just part of a normal day
6. Any opportunity to go out with your baby should be seized and enjoyed.
7. Any opportunity to go out without your baby should be seized and enjoyed.
8. You can never have too many pictures of your baby
9. There's nothing worse than waking up to the sound of a crying baby at 2 am.
10. There's nothing better than the sound of a baby's laughter.